Good game man. Had my fair share of laughs... right before you started hitting me in the feels. Dunno if I should congratulate you or pull a Dregg on you.
The problem with that is that you can't exactly look at yourself in the mirror to determine it. I also should comment there wasn't really anything to do with status, only that I got pulled under the shutter. Besides that: I notice that out of a fair number of plays, so far I have only once found keys to a vehicle or a fuse for the alarm. You might want to fix the randomizer a bit.
There will always be a way to escape, no matter what your circumstances will be. There's more than one way out of the school, and not just through the kitchen. The front doors, the playground doors, or even through the windows in the classroom or office. It all depends on the circumstances, and what you have available to get through it all.
It's not just the items that were randomized, but it seems the results as well. I managed to get out of the school with the bike through the kitchen after using the boombox (Hint for those who have the bike and a working boombox), but second time I didn't make it when I used the same trick. Or is there something with the hp/maiming that seems to screw it up?
Just like playing a tabletop role-playing game, the DM throws plenty of hidden dice rolls, behind the scenes. Your statistics have weight. If you're missing an arm and an eyeball, it will be more difficult to survive..
Amazingly detailed, but surprisingly not very interesting after a while. EXP requires dozen of games, while the Super Game and Sniper achievement too sensitive and will DQ you for click the wrong part which makes it hard when another is in the way or the part is really hard to click on. Good game but definitely requires improvement, especially when you've been stuck on the first three guns ever since this game started.
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There will always be a way to escape, no matter what your circumstances will be. There's more than one way out of the school, and not just through the kitchen. The front doors, the playground doors, or even through the windows in the classroom or office. It all depends on the circumstances, and what you have available to get through it all.