So the goal of this game is to kill zombies on random and dangerous devices. So my character instead of killing them on the spot, somehow gets them into a cannon, fires them out of said cannon, to kill them on the dangerous objects? Yep that is the easy way to do it.
Man i must really care about this hat if i want to rip off parts of my body to get it. But no matter what happens as long as i have my hat, all will be fine. Kind of creepy but hilarious
It really pulls at the heartstrings to know that this man had a special kind of mental illness, one that he believes that all that will ever happen to him is sadness and misery. Now will be alone for ever with the memories of pain and suffering with no one to comfort or pity him when he tells his story. It kinda makes cry on the inside, you know.
Never in my life have I ever seen men just be like "Its too crowded in here, lets run straight into mortars, gas, machine guns, snipers, and tanks. Sure we will be killed on the spot, and sure we will give up because our morale will go into a freefall, but hey, at least were not crowded in this trench!"
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