Natsirk

My name is Natsirk. Hi whoever you are. P.S. My avatar rocks! Its a picture of me!!! No, Im kidding. It was Gir from Invader Zim holding a cupcake (^_^) but now it’s a sea turtle. . . Yeah, thats all. I have nothing else to say. . . No wait. I love waffles. . . Sandwhiches also hold a big spot in my heart. . . or, uh. . . stomach. . .One more thing. This website is kool. See? I used a “K” instead of a “C”. I’m kool, your kool, everybody is Kool. . . Hehehe… More Kool. . . Okay, I’m done. . .I think. . . Am I? . . . . Where am I? . . . . . . Honestly, if your still reading this, then you must a) Have no life, b) Have an interest in my life, c) Be very bored, d) Find this the least bit interesting, or e) Other. . . Anyway, uh, bye I guess. Unless you wanna keep on reading. . . By the way, these groups of three dots are called Ellipsis’. Just thought i’d throw that out. Well. . . Bye. . . For now. . . Finally this time. . . Unless you want to keep reading. . . In that case I’ll have to entertain you. Um, how bout a joke?

While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted,“Hey, are there any gators around here?!”

“No,” the man hollered back, “they haven’t been around for years!” Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore. About halfway there he asked the guy,“How’d you get rid of the gators?”
“We didn’t do anything,” the beachcomber said, “the sharks got ’em.” Hehehe. . . Not workin for ya’? Well, it’s not like I’m a comedian. Gosh!!
Just some more random words with little or no relativity with the “About me” section of Natsirk’s profile.
The believed to be largest land mammal that ever lived was Baluchitherium. Now extinct. Baluchitherium could reach 5.5 meters(18 feet) at its shoulders with a 1.2 meter(4 feet) skull. It weighed from about 10-20 tons. Baluchitherium, although massive, was only a herbivore. Lived from 20-30 million years ago.
The believed to be largest carnivorous fish was Megalodon. Now extinct. Scientists theorize that it may have been from 40 to 70 feet long with some reports of it approaching 100 feet. Scientists have only their fossilized teeth to calculate their size because their entire skeleton was made from cartilage. And cartilage isn’t easily preserved. No Megalodon skeletons have ever been recorded. Even its diet is highly debated, from only scavenging and eating small fish to tracking and eating whales.
The largest animal ever recorded… Wanna know? The Blue Whale. The Blue Whale can be sized from 80-100 feet long and weigh over 100 tons. These Blue Whale is endangered due to excessive amounts of Whale Hunting.
Enjoy the little facts? . . . Well, I have nothing else to do!!!!
Well, by now I have established that you DO have an interest in me by reading this far which I find a little bit creepy(-_-), OR that you are still slighty entertained( Although I wouldn’t know why.)
I find it a little annoying that I haven’t run out of room yet!! Honestly, how long can this go. Hmm. . . I have no other ideas with what to type. . . Give me a moment. . .

Natsirk’s Computer: “Please allow Natsirk to finish Brainstorming. . . One moment. . . . One Moment. . . . Another moment. . . Ok, Natsirk is still thinking. . . ONE MORE moment. . . . . . THE LAST MOMENT!!! . . . . . Okay. . . HOW LONG ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE!!!. . . . . . YOUR ALWAYS SO INDECISIVE!!!”
Natsirk’s Computer has left the chat room
After much pleading on my(Natsirk) part Natsirk’s computer came back.
Natsirk: Now I have an idea of what to present. . . QUICK FACTS!!!!
Computer: Ok. . . Here we go again.
Natsirk: What’s that supposed to mean? I’m sure people love my facts.
Computer: Just like how much they liked your stupid facts about that big mammal or that bigger fish. YOU HAVE NOTHING!!!
Natsirk: I don’t have to explain myself to you. What do YOU know. Algorithm’s, formulas? Your weak!!
Computer: HOW ABOUT YOU EXPLAIN THAT TO MY KARATE CHOPPING ALGORITHMS!! Karate chops Natsirk
Natsirk: Recovers O YEAH!!! Take this!!! Signature Punch’s Computer
Computer: Is that it? I’ve seen harder punches from TypeWriter!!
TypeWriter: . . .
Computer: PREPARE FOR THIS!! Charges Natsirk
( I hope that whoever is reading this realizes that this is a vague attempt to criticize the Chatting devices utilized in Chatting in Kongregate, AOL, texting, and other chatting devices. . . And because I have nothing better to do, and to see when this ABOUT ME section will end. . . Well, that being said. . . On to the violence
*These next few minutes are excluded becase of their excessive use of Hawaiin, Indonesian, and South American Judo Chops and the excessive amount of “Yo mama” jokes. And this is how it ultimately ended. We are leaving off as Natsirk claims himself the victor and continues to work on the “About Me” section of his profile.