NeferiusX

Oh Hai thar!, Tis Me the Amazing Kat…. Today I would like to discuss with you something of great importance, “GREAT” Importance… Wheelchairs….Tacos…. tasty ftw turkey samwhiches…. The 8D expression…. HTMHGEOMA…..I bet your thinking,… What the hell does all this have to do with me anyway? Why are you you telling me all this?! Well Nubcake…. “wait did she just call me a Nubcake?” Yes, yes I did, but thats beyond the point,…. For just 1 penny a day, Yes 1 penny, Thats all it costs… Not 2 pennies, not 3 but just a low low price of $19.95 you too can be a supporter of none other than….. That’s Right! YOU GUESSED IT! THE UNITED REPUBLIC OF BREAKERNEF 8D!!! W00t! SO DONATE NAO!!! AND HELP THIS GREAT NATION,… What are you Waiting for?! I SAID GO!! DONATE, NAO!!! THERES PEOPLE ON THE PHONES RIGHT NAO!!! WAITING!!!… fOR YOUR CALL!!!……WHAT ARE DOING?!…. STOP READING AND DONATE NAO!…… Your not gonna donate are you?…. Wait, What?… What’d you mean I didn’t leave a hotline number?….. Oh…wait….. DAMN IT!…… P.S. if your still reading this, I have but one question… WHY?! I mean for ***’s sake! thats right i bleeped out god….wait…. D’oh!… You know what? Your a total NUBCAKE if your still reading this AND SHOULD GTFO MY PAGE,….What?…… Didn’t I just tell you to leave?…. Your not gonna listen are you… >.> Fine, I’ll just entertain you for a moment… or mentally scar you for the rest of your natural life, as i burn this image foreverly into your retna,….. 1973,.. county circus,.. midget clown,.. bob Saget,.. sponge bath,.. And none other than Oprah eating a yellow icecream cone watching the whole thing…. HA HA! NOW YOU’LL HAVE TO LIFE WITH THAT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!!! BURNOWNAGE 8D!!! But no seriously… gtfo nubcake, your starting to scare me,…. I mean who the hell reads Every,.. Single…Word…. For…Word… As… If… There’s…. Not… Something,… YOU,… COULD BE DOING RIGHT NAO!!!…. You know what? I’m just gonna stop talking,… then you’ll have no choice but to leave………………….HA!……..Without anything to read you have no reason to stay here!…. What?… What do you mean your reading something right nao?…. DAMN IT! RAGEQUIT!!!!!!!…. Slams Revolving door on way out, and yells in the backround I DON’T GIVE A **** IF HE CAN DO IT TOO BREAK! IT BE MAH RAGEQUIT! AND IF I SAY I SLAMED IT!!! THEN I—-gets roundhouse kicked in tha face by the great Chuck Norris. – 2010

It’s wild how much a person can change in a mere 10 years. Just goes to show you how long a decade truly is. – 2020