HOLY TITS! I opened the doors, sent off the shuttle, watched everyone fly out, closed the doors, landed, planted the bomb, took off again, detonated... Sucess! Everyone lives
The writing in this is amazing. It wouldn't work in a major title, because of the tongue in cheek nature of it is so strong. But if you toned that down just a tiny bit you'd easily be skillful enough to write a maserpiece of serious game fiction.
5 dollars is too much for the full version. I would gladly pay up to 3 bucks for it, because it's really fun. But there just isn't enough content to be worth 5 bucks
This game is awful. It's a nice idea, but the execution is boring, the art is not good and covered in artifacts, and it's not satisfying. By the end, I don't feel like I've reminded someone I've left behind of the life I led. I feel like I've killed myself by giving a girl who ignores me a bunch of random crap i found while wandering around a bland landscape.
The first time I played, I got to the massive sentry and got killed. Then I battled my way to the last boss and got utterly wrecked by his ultimate. Then, a few years later I came back and beat the game and I gotta say, it was sooooo satisfying. The only thing I'd change is to put in a mute button! You could still do this!!!
An alright game, but if I'm expected to pay for things, it'll need to have better graphics, a better loot system, more variety and more character customization. even then I still wouldn't pay for it.
Can't do man, sorry, they are our sponsor.