Nester64's Comments

Oh my gawd! I killed Kenny! I'm a bastard!

the ORPHAN is -left-handed -a meticulous planner -a hired assassin. if I may ask, just what orphanage does she live at, and does the government know about it?

ha! +7 hat, +9 Party, and +6 confetti in total! Behold the insanity!

The beavers are strict unionists. If it ain't wood, it ain't a dam

wait, this is another tossing game? I was having too much fun to notice!

first minute of play, amd I am already impressed. well done!

This is not a beta game. I would hesitate to even call this alpha. this is a work-in-progress. but of one thing I am certain: this does not belong on kongregate. if you want to show off your work, find another place to do it in. kong is for games that at least are playable.

ahhh. this is a delightful example of "humor" not humor, just "humor"

lets see. 5 hours of gameplay, most of which was spent trying to recover from "experiments" with my weapons, and then spending a _lot_ of cash for the good ending, evidently means the game tells me I am the most awesomest winner evar and deserve congratulations forever. 5/5

this is a very good educational game! its on par with what i had back in first grade, execpt this is much funner!

I only have one comment: vending machines do not deserve to go to heaven

I've noticed a lot of people compare this with dan-ball's Dust, but i dont agree. this game is different enough to be judged on its own merit, rather than "but it dosen't have wind, like in the other game!" I like what you have done here, and some of the appeal for me comes from the differences between your game and his.

Favorite quote: *pain noises* (calmly) "hey, my nervous system shut down. I... I cant feel any-" *Ker-snap* *pain noises*

by the way, C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!

This game...so epic.... so....*head explodes*

out of all the do-horrific-things-to-ragdolls games I have ever played, this one is the most disturbing. and fun. 5/5

these comments sound eerily like my own. 1/5

okay, rotter-damn nations gets a little "somewhat bastardly" tag but cheetamen II's glitch mix does not even warn us? sneaky!

darkrye2, stop shouting. you're hurting my ears. =P

I liked the "why am i still late" part, but besides that, this does not have the humor present it your other johnny why games. 3/5