Maybe there wouldn't be such a queue for the laundry mat if you used the other 5... Better yet, just wash your clothes at home and leave when you need to wash your clothes. Seriously, you don't live here.
Clerk: "Um, so why, exactly, do you need a shotgun, landmines, and wall pavement?" Squirrel: "I gotta protect my nuts!" "Oh, yeah, I know the feeling."
should be a display for how many players are in-game and how many are in lobby so we can kinda guesstimate our chances of getting a battle so people don't quit and leave us wanting to post long texts in the comments