Call me a noob, but it took a stroll through the comments to realize I had to bring up the writing on the wall to progress. Maybe a hitn that says something along the lines of "What are those letters for?" or "Escape Pod? What's that for? Maybe the AI knows." I don't know. You definitely could expand it. Much potential.
When I played LS: Union City, it behooved me to have my pockets weighted down by random crap I happened to find in the cupboard. But now! Oh-ho, the crap turns into stuff I can actually use! Now all who have OCD are rewarded for their thoroughness! Thank you. I salute you Con Artists Development Team. You have given me new vigor to shove my neighbors family heirlooms into my pockets so I can make piles of wood.
*sniff* That was absolutely beautiful. Wonderful gameplay, even better story. 5/5 is all I can give. But you sir are your own kind of genius. You took the simple concept of a platformer and turned it into such a deep and moving story. And it only took FIVE panels. I applaud you. *Clap, clap, clap*
AW, you're not getting ripped off. It's a test to see if your brain can notice the small mathematical details. Congratulations sir. You have passed. Up next, let's see if you can defeat the legendary Taconium Dragon.
http://blog.8bitmmo.net/?s=Moderators I rest my case sir. And Sim's Admin-fu is to powerful for him to be a mod. HE IS...AN...Administrator. Yeah, couldn't come up with something creative. But I am a mod...and now the awkward silence and stares.
What are youj all talking about? Inplausible happenings? Rad Dance moves? INTENSE ACTION SEQUENCES!?! How can you not see? THIS! GAME! IS! GENIUUUS!!! *off-screen* BILLY! Get off the computer!
New Player: I need some money *is currently equipped with a sword that makes cats turn into money when you stab them* (wink, wink, nudge, nudge, I shall say no more.)
YES! I FINALLY STARTED IN MADAGASCAR! The infection rates rise in Madagascar. My face after every country starts closing themselves off before a single infected ship leaves Madagascar. (T.T)
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