I was excited because I thought the living statue was a big daddy but then it turned out to be the most useless thing imaginable...seriously now, a character that can't move, lol
I actually knew bible adventures but it didn't work when I typed it in, and considering the hint was b---- a--------- I'm pretty sure I was right after typing it in 3 times and checking my spelling and it still didn't work and I lost -_-. Other than that fun
That was really neat, 5/5. I actually didn't like it very much when I started because I thought the power ups were bullets (I didn't read the tutorial), but then I got the superlaser and realized I was just being stupid.
So uh, on extreme mode swimming I hit a wall and went below the screen somehow but the level kept going....so far up to about 50,000 and still going, lolwutglitch
I may be digging to deep into this, but this strikes me as a complex metaphor for life. We have various challenges throughout life, some easy and some hard (i.e., pixel collecting), but we grow by completing these challenges, and it becomes possible for us to reach goals that were previously out of our reach. As we reach our fullest potentials, life becomes easier, and finally, we reach the greatest challenge of all which is the acceptance of our own mortality, represented by the final puzzle and the fountain. Either that or its just a stick figure grabbing blocks. Either way, this game was a pleasure in that it was both fun to play through, as well as derive artistic meaning from without any single interpretation of the game being thrown at you. 5/5
The impossible badge was pretty hard, but wasn't as hard as some of the other impossible...honestly I think it should be a 45 point 'very hard' badge but unfortunately such a thing does not exist. But a lot of badges on here seem to be mis-labeled...personally I think king of the portal should be impossible, considering how few people have it, but its nothing worth worrying about...
Stamper and Jeff are really easy, I've beaten them without getting hurt---just get them both to chase you and then turn back and juggle them into the nearest wall, and they go down without a fight...as for wadolf...try to ignore the pirahna thingys and save all the organs you find until the final fight. Avoid the shoop da whoop at all costs.
Well...it seems like a nice concept but isn't very well executed. Reminds me a lot of Sonic CDs time zones, but sadly, not as cool. Clever, but gets old fast. 3/5
I was impressed, this was really fun. I thought that 'Obey the game' was going to win, but this was more entertaining 5/5. Would have been nice if the land terrain had a little more variety than 'gray' though.