NoPressure's Comments

Augh I got to 2.5 mil and I hit a damn floating spike! Great game though.

5 stars, just for the fact that the dinosaur sounds like a guy taking a massive dump half of the time.

I beat it quickly but man that was funny! Kind of sad that you couldn't\ man up and grab the key yourself and had to get a rodent to do it for you instead.

I love the "Fitter Happier" lines on the sign post level. It made me unbelievably happy.

There was some sort of glitch and I lost all of my ship parts . . . not impressed.

I . . . can't . . . stop . . . Oh my poor dignity!

Simple yet beautiful game.

I think I shit my pants just playing this.

Strangely addicting.

Disgusting in concept; adorable in execution. If making a cute little pink blob eat its own vomit is wrong then I don't want to be right.

This game is sick and gruesome. I love it!

I'm so addicted to this game now. My friend showed it to me last night and I can't stop playing. I'm stuck on 23 though.