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Run Box, Run Extreme

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Jul. 09, 2014

Rating: 1

i has the best reflex

Bloons Super Monkey 2

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Nov. 18, 2013

Rating: 1

How do you go back to the stage select screen after picking a stage?

Wilt: Last Blossom

Play Wilt: Last Blossom

Jan. 19, 2013

Rating: 0

Accidentally clicked "Quit game and return to main menu" from the pause screen. While I was fighting patient X. PLEASE add an additional confirmation click after that. Please.

Developer response from Asvegren

haha are you kidding? so when you clicked quit and 'SURE? ALL UNSAVED PROGRESS WILL BE LOST' appeared, that wasn't enough of an additional confirmation?

AAA Idle

Play AAA Idle

Nov. 24, 2012

Rating: 0

hallo my name is noise i am giving this game a 5 and saying "Yes i am approving"

Effing Worms 2

Play Effing Worms 2

Jun. 29, 2012

Rating: 6045

Absolute fun, but far too short.

Paladog

Play Paladog

Jun. 24, 2012

Rating: 11

I can't do this anymore. God knows I've tried. This game is boring. No, really, really boring. The items provide trivial differences to gameplay, the class design is generic and uninspired, there is no variance in gameplay aside from the tedious Destiny Mode, the escort spamfest, and the back-and-forth defense before the main boss. The progression is nonexistent -- I level up, but it only provides stat bonuses. Enemies only become stronger, no new tactics are needed. It's incredibly plain and uninteresting to look at and far too long for it's own good. There is not enough content to warrant five 24-level areas.

Fracuum

Play Fracuum

Apr. 30, 2012

Rating: 2

This is absolutely impressive.

Nuclear Outrun

Play Nuclear Outrun

Apr. 26, 2012

Rating: 0

Too slow! But a new high score!

Developer response from nerdook

Your nose has burst!

Pretentious Game

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Apr. 26, 2012

Rating: -4

SO BEAUTIFUL 5/5

Necronator 2

Play Necronator 2

Mar. 14, 2012

Rating: 7

I wanted to like this game. I really did. The first country was a lot of fun and I was looking forward to upgrading and enjoying the rest of the game. Then I moved to the second country. This game has, by far, the worst unit control that I have had the displeasure of experiencing. More than half the time I try to command a unit to move or attack, it brings up the ridiculous Move/Attack/Cancel menu, and when I select my option, the units still don't comply. I have lost many, many, many times simply because the A.I. is too slow and stupid to respond to my apparently advanced war tactics.

DuckLife 4

Play DuckLife 4

Feb. 23, 2012

Rating: 5490

I love Ducklife. I do. But this is just tedious. The games are static with no change in difficulty or speed, experience is slow to garner, and many of the minigames are boring to play. The running games come to mind, of which I can only stand to play the 1st of the three. And yet I have to upgrade that one stat over and over for each new realm. It's a grindfest. Grindygrindgrindgrind.

Vanstrom's Idleland

Play Vanstrom's Idleland

Dec. 23, 2011

Rating: 1

OH MAN CHECK THAT ADVANCE POWERTRACKING

Gap Monsters

Play Gap Monsters

Aug. 08, 2011

Rating: 1

"This hole was meant for you. Happy birthday." DRR DRR DRR

Rubble Trouble New York

Play Rubble Trouble New York

Aug. 01, 2011

Rating: 2

Yaaay Nitrome games on Kong :D

Johnny Rocketfingers

Play Johnny Rocketfingers

Jul. 11, 2011

Rating: -4

One of my favorite remnants of the Renaissance era of flash...

Upgrade Complete 2

Play Upgrade Complete 2

Apr. 20, 2011

Rating: 2

Crapped my pants.

Tyrant

Play Tyrant

Apr. 08, 2011

Rating: -14

I love you, Draconian Queen.

FPA: Sneak Peek

Play FPA: Sneak Peek

Feb. 27, 2011

Rating: 0

F-Fancy Pants? Could it be? :O

Marvin The Hat Explorificamator 2

Play Marvin The Hat Explorificamator 2

Feb. 15, 2011

Rating: 1

Hellevator Warning /shot

Flight

Play Flight

Jan. 30, 2011

Rating: 1

Is it just me or is the "best" airplane design actually pretty awful? I never soar.

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