Herschel "Thing Thing" the accountant keeps a shotgun next to his work cubicle just for emergencies like two random skydivers falling out of his window with dual-pistols. Hmm.....average day for an accountant.
@Everyone down-rating every single comment on the freaking page, just stop. STOP. No one f*cking wants you here. Some of these comments are good, but you bastards are still down-rating them. Stop.