seeing the only thing my wife does is sit there oblivious to the world, I attempt to kill her, but no matter how hard I try, I cant kill her, and neither can the zombies, how did I marry a god?
Friend: Question, why is there a hatchet in your medicine cabinet? Me: Oh, that's just for the occasion when zombies barge in on one of us when were taking a dump. Friend: Oh, cool, I'll try that, but ill put a shotgun in it instead.
wow, I must have a crazy family, apparently my wife let three strangers into our bathroom, and on top of that, I find a hatchet in the medicine cabinet...