RAWR™
… I am a khat. Your opinion is invalid. …
… I am a nynjah. Your life is invalid …
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[Henri 2, Paw De Deux]
Well… I’m still here.
I have grown my fluffy coat for the cold winter, like a Tsar’s robe.
It requires a certain delicate maintenance.
I am free to go. Yet I remain.
The 15 hours a day I sleep have no effect.
I wake to the same tedium.
Immortalized on the wall. (Tournée Du Chat Noir De Rodolphe Salis)
Forgotten on the floor.
When my caretakers step here they become irate.
Yet I feel nothing.
They leave tasty snacks just out of reach.
They taunt me mercilessly.
I alone feel this torment.
The white idiot writhes on his chair, begging for cheeseburgers.
I’m surrounded by morons.
“Pay attention to the cat.”
Not that they ever do.
Still, I have learned a few things.
The whipped cream in the bathroom is not whipped cream.
We cannot escape ourselves.
And sometimes the cat door… is closed.
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