With teammates this stupid, it's no wonder why you cut all the interviews. I can only imagine what an interview with your teammate would be like...
Reporter: "You blocked what could have been a game winning goal for your side, and kicked it right to a defender. Why?"
Teammate: "DUUUH I'M A SONG FROM THE 60'S!"
Best way to win: Open all the pipes, two springs to the far left, then two to the far right. Now buy more springs, lasers, and buzzsaws as you can afford them, putting them to the left (and for the buzzsaws, as far down) as you can, then keep buying them and putting them to the right of the last. Also upgrade pipes regularly.