Where in the world is the main menu? Like, I'm sorry for asking a possibly incredibly stupid question, but seriously. I've been playing this game for three days now and that gear icon in the bottom left is only good for sound stuff. All I want is to send a freakin' friend request, you know?
Okay, okay. So I click on that BBQ now that the exclamation point is up to create a kebab and feed my tired sold- I HATE YOU, DESYNC RADIO. I HATE YOU.
I've badged out the game, so I guess I'll offer some hints I discovered to getting the 500k. First thing is about the damage system. It's actually not just bashing damage; that is, diving then ramming the ships from beneath with your head. Thrashing counts too. Once you bash, do some twirls on the ships, letting your tail thrash around. It'll destroy the ships quicker, surprisingly enough. After that, eat the sailors and some fish to regain some of the health you lost. Hopefully, they will provide enough health to get you close to max. Health powerups are always helpful, so are eating aliens and birds. Rinse and repeat. Good luck.
A very well done Shadow of the Colossus tribute. And it just goes to show you, racism is bad! Shame on you, king! The atmosphere (music included) was definitely one of the better aspects, and since the game is amazing, that's saying something. I got goosebumps the first time I took that massive leap off the cliff during the start of the third level. 5/5.
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Hehe, pause button is in the works :)