Old_Gregg__

My anatomy and species classification is a topic of debate. Some say I’m half man half fish, others say I’m more of a 70/30 split. What is certain is that I possesses strange seaweed-like hair, webbed fingers and green/scaly skin. I has the ability to walk upright, but at times I like to revert to a frog-like crouch. This alludes to the splicing of Homosapien’s and aquatic dweller DNA, or possibly a mutation of the former. This is further supported by sweet sweet genitals, which are almost certainly hermaphroditic, more commonly referred to as my “mangina”. This strange organ(s) emit a blinding light that apparently possess neurally disruptive qualities, as it sends Howard Moon into a state of unconsciousness. Little is known about my early life, with few clues as to my origin. It can be speculated that I had an at least partially normal upbringing, due to his admission that I received an A+ in the secondary school course of Home Economics, for baking a crumble.

Regardless of these earlier years, I eventually ended up inhabiting a deep cavern beneath the Black Lake. My isolation and subsequent loneliness seems to have led to psychotic and homicidal behavior, evident in the horror stories that the fisherman of Black Lake hold true. Three documented cases of a person encountering me exist….