I got an old looking guy when I was twenty... His first trait was violent. I decided running into a skull would do the world more of a favour than dumping him. :D
So I got a bloody stop sign and used it as my only weapon in ultimate challenge after shooting a single bullet... 169 kills, 100% accuracy, 1 bullet fired... No cheats unlocked please try harder? FFFFUUU-
"In planetwide news, our planet has once again been pulled out of orbit, reversed its orbit and collided with several hundred comets as a result of mysterious gravity wells."
*baby gets stuck between the wheels, pram hits a bump and flies up* "Ladies a gentlemen we seem to have hit a ground speed of 60km/h and we expect to land no time soon." *reaches the hospital at 99% infection* I'm so damn lucky...
For people who always complain about a game not having badges, know two things.
1. A game has to have Kongregate API to be able to get badges. (you can check by seeing if it has high scores on Kongregate)
2. It has to have a high rating.
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