God:
Your criticism is noted, richard.
Me:
thank you, gay
God:
You are quite welcome! As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
yes you are
God:
No I'm not.
Me:
yes you are
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
you are interested in sex
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am interested in sex.
Me:
no problem