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Feb. 11, 2018
soooooo. We have to attack to progress? Dolly seems nice enough, why must we forget where we come from and kill? She doesn't even attack ...
Nov. 05, 2016
"It's broken, I don't know how to make it stop!" Dude, it's a gramophone. Lift the needle, remove the record.
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Gramophones would be an absolute novelty in that specific year. It's understandable that Devitt doesn't really know how to operate it. Also, it doesn't really have a disc and needle, but a slate cylinder.
Oct. 11, 2016
perhaps a generation counter to let you know how many generations have passed in teh evolver?
Good idea! Version 1.85 now has a generation counter, ETA, and loading bar in the evolver(as well as an improved ETA in generator) :).
Oct. 10, 2016
Update on glitch guy I mentioned: more of them are launching themselves intot he stratosphere. Apparently I made them out of rocket fuel and rubber bands.
I just had a creature launch over 400 feet through the air, after having moved ten feet or so on the ground. Probably a glitch, though the other creatures were acting kinda weird too. In particular, I think it was the pistons attached to claws that were acting weird, extending quiet long (ten or twenty feet?)
Oct. 09, 2016
and middle click causes the view to leap well above the plane of action, at least with my mouse and computer. Strange. Good work on the game though.
the walk plane in the evolver view could be lower on the screen. all the action happens above the plane, and all the buttons are at the top of the screen. this limits the viewable area unnecessarily.
Good point -- I've moved the camera up a bit.
why does the train with no muscles move? what parts do what? Nothing here makes sense.
why do the bones expand and contract? why don't the muscles? why do the things move whne the muscles aren't?
Jul. 11, 2016
"Depression is a highly visible symptom." really?
Feb. 13, 2016
I thik I made a mistake upgrading my heaviest hitter t oa healer who does very little damage weird progression on yhat one
Sep. 19, 2015
No no no no. That is not what a "white hat" 'cracker' does. White hats don't break in, they put up defenses. Black hats break in. Augh.
Sep. 05, 2015
You know, I got most of the LoTR reerences, but the map itself ... I have played this game half a dozen times through and either I only just noticed, or had completely forgotten. I feel dumb.
Jul. 10, 2015
Also, I gave the game three stars (I like it, but I don't "really like" it). I didn't take the achievement for high stars. It just doesn't feel right or me to rate something higher for the sake of an achievement.
I just put Diggy in a hole as tall as he is. Diggy is fifty meters tall.
Jul. 03, 2015
easy badge get. moving on.
Jul. 02, 2015
why on earth is this laggy/ seriously, three characters on screen, at max, and it's laggy?
Jul. 01, 2015
the hell, Kong? First that weird bunny game, then that crap top down shooter yesterday, now this one? is this the week of terrible badge of the days or what?
Jun. 30, 2015
This game is too laggy even on low quality with storage at max. For a top down, simple ai shooter, with poor graphics, this was terrible. thanks for making this a badge of the day, Kongregate.
May. 30, 2015
Dislike game plots where you must collaborate with an A.I which (surprise!) is malevolent and is only using you to take over the world, and there is no way to alter the ending. The game's goal is or you to put an assload of effort into losing. It isn't even a plot twist. It's so cliched.
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