Dear developer: I hate it when developers can't be bothered to act like real people, not spell checkers, when they reply to comments. BTW, your game is terrible.
As soon as I see the very first message, my computer practically stops. I have Windows Vista running Chrome. I also must add, this game works fine on other sites- could this be Kong's problem?
So, first you eat a whole bottle of medicine, a cold cup of coffee, and a raw onion. Then, of course, you try to screw a broken lightbulb in and wake up on the stairs, shaking and with no memory of how you got there. Then, you see a black hole where the wall should be. Then, you go dumpster diving and eat some raw fish you found among a bunch of garbage in that dumpster. Then, you inspect a dead mouse and find carvings in its belly. And that's only the first 5 minutes.
Earthisdying, what delightful mix of narcotics and illegal substances were you on when you made this game?
I take that as a compliment. :) We were actually a group of six when making this little baby.