I don't understand where they TRYING to make it suck? Last time I saw a Advertising flash game it was GOOD and made me want to buy the game, not to run away from the game so fast that I would kill several people.
This on the other hand, is horribly made Canabalt was good because it was new, this is a crappy remake that added an "attack" feature that is so impossible to time I merely mashed it as fast as I was the up button. Seeing on how the up button make you go over any thing including the gaps I FELL down, I ended up mashing it, AND WON. The game might has well be named "mash Up, and Space for five minuets until you get bored and quit".
The only thing that actually killed me was the spikes which somehow instantly kill you unlike the guys with swords or the arrows which deal NO DAMAGE. I only quit after the first level because I was afraid I was going to break the keyboard. Oh and I was REALLY BORED.
The only reason this game has badges is because Kongregate IS A SELL-OUT.
Score: 1209663
Impale Bonus: 23000
Dramatic Bonus: 5000
Total: 1237663
You've attained a new high score of 1237663!
You beat your old score by 379916 points.
You Are A Real Winner.
W00t tenth place!
 "Great Game 1/5"){kind=icon}
 "Prince of Persia: The Forgotten Sands Flash Game"){kind=icon}
 "Space Ball:Cosmo Dude"){kind=icon}
 "Take Something Literally"){kind=icon}
 "Downhill Snowboarding"){kind=icon}
 "Star Beacons"){kind=tracking}
 "Robot Dinosaurs That Shoot Beams When They Roar"){kind=icon}
 "It's over 9000"){kind=icon}
 "Drop Dead"){kind=icon}
 "Zombie Canyon"){kind=icon}
 "Draw-Play 3"){kind=icon}
 "Ultimate Quiz"){kind=icon}
 "Crazy Crossings"){kind=icon}
 "Torture Me"){kind=icon}