ParkerDoss

I’m addicted to video games.Period.

Ok, if you want to know more, i’ll tell ‘ya more.
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I’m white. I’m blond. I have blue eyes. I’m a Babtist (If you don’t know what that means, google it). I have never been kissed, girls tend not to show any intrest in me, and yet lots of girls think I’m “cute”, yet they refuse to go out with me. I’m in the 8th grade. I’m an honor student. I’m in advanced classes (advanced by 1 year with like, 100 other kids).
**************************************Me:Hey Mrs.Sams, you have some up dog on your shirt.
Math Teacher:(looks at shirt) What’s up dog?
Me:Nothing much.
Girls Sitting Near Me: giggling
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I know karate. Joe Corley American Karate to be exact. Don’t push me. Or else I’ll have to whip out the spinnin’ swing kick. Boo-yah.
**************************************Emily:Hey Parker, did you hear that you have to sleep with a guy on the spring Disney Trip?
Me:Yeah…
Emily:Bet you’re lookin foward to that!
Kids sitting near:-laughs-
Me:Oh yeah? Well atleast I can keep a man in my bed!
Kids sitting near:-explodes laughing-
Me:And when he wakes up in the middle of the night to pee…HE COMES BACK!!!
perfect timing ftw

• Iceman000: nuu he gonna rape you XD
  LOL1SUP: ILL RAPE U ALL IF U DONT STFU
  LOL1SUP: 0.O
  DudeOfDude: I will take that type of rape
  ParkerDoss: we might enjoy it xD
  LOL1SUP: slowly backs away from my post
  ParkerDoss: that was so funny!
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