Patchell's Comments

Nov. 21, 2018

Rating: 560

In my head canon, the protagonist can jump twice her height thanks to all of the helium balloons she has clearly hidden in her shirt.

Oct. 24, 2016

Rating: 9

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Apr. 10, 2016

Rating: -2

"DEVELOPER RESPONSE FROM CHIEFWAKAMAKAMU It's an actual Hobbes quote, if I remember correctly. But don't quote me on that." [Question][Press for Backing] A quick google search points to at least the first half belonging to his autobiography. https://www.college.columbia.edu/core/content/hobbes

Jan. 10, 2016

Rating: 10

Armor Games refers to it (incorrectly) as lag. Kongregate has been telling you that you have a memory leak for three games now. The site doesn't matter. The players seem to understand the problem better than the developer.

Sep. 29, 2015

Rating: 1

Has the pacing of an anime that caught up to the source manga. 4/5 Rock lifting and weighted suit have the wrong names on mouseover

Jan. 25, 2015

Rating: 6

The game starts out fine, but slows down over time. It's a memory leak, not a computer performance issue. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memory_leak

Jun. 12, 2014

Rating: 4

I kicked a spider so hard that it went flying towards the screen in slow motion and broke the game. A++++ would play again.

Nov. 16, 2013

Rating: 19

I love Crystal Story. But I also look forward to the patches. I just entered Crystalia, and Kaz was credited with the quote "Coolio Schoolio!"... which is hilariously out of character. It also could use difficulty settings (or maybe I missed them?) as I am just casually running into every monster and am now way overpowered.

Apr. 08, 2013

Rating: 8

The guide and title screen implies there's another champion that's not affiliated with the current factions (Saradyn Red). Did I miss something or is there a trick to unlock her?

Apr. 07, 2013

Rating: 7

Triton: We must unite Tempor! Now go make all but three factions want to kill you on sight!

Dec. 27, 2012

Rating: 4

12 levels total, if you're wondering how much further you have to go.

Dec. 10, 2011

Rating: 5

Extremely aggravating in the alien campaign where you can get an 18/3 kill/death ratio and still lose because your teammates had a 1/19 and 2/15

Aug. 29, 2011

Rating: 0

For the black screen problem, I fixed it by installing the most recent flash player (and I was only off by about 0.0.0.2 versions). So maybe the flash player just needed a reinstall or something. Hope this helps!

May. 18, 2011

Rating: 3

This game series was made by jonbro... and tend to be aligned with newgrounds... pretty sure somethings fishy here.

Mar. 10, 2011

Rating: 2

Hello reader! Please heed my advice: You will NOT beat the final boss. At one point I considered it more rational to just crash into it than sit in the hellstorm of gunfire it unleashed. The one time I did "beat" it, I was already going down in a blaze of whatever was left of my glory and dignity before the level finished x_x

Feb. 24, 2011

Rating: 13

Curse you delicious hamburger! CUUUUURRRRRSSSSSEEEE YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU!!!!!

Sep. 27, 2009

Rating: 0

There's so much trouble going on with connection and lag that I'm thinking the programming or hardware could use some work. Fun MMORPG otherwise.

May. 06, 2009

Rating: 0

I'm a little disgruntled that the mages and knight in area 2 are better at organizing an attack than my own team...

Apr. 18, 2009

Rating: 0

It's pretty frustrating. Fighters tend to hug the areas beyond your sight above and below the ship. Once the fighters get wiped out (which they will) all enemy ships come out and beat you to a pulp. It is potentially a fun game, but the difficulty leaves you greatly outmatched.

Mar. 07, 2009

Rating: 0

As a button masher, it's okay. Combos are rarely worth the effort unless you are able to keep your distance. For those rating bad just for the religion aspect, welcome to the internet ^_^