PatrickBateman's Comments

Upgraded to Turbo Elevators, then they all got stuck full of people. There is no Turbo Elevator Tech, nobody got any work done, and my company went out of business.

Pretty good game, although it probably could have used some balancing. Had trouble in the beginning getting started and then it became very easy towards the end with the higher end equipment. As many have already noted, some hot keys for the combat moves and a way to speed up the animation would be helpful.

Another entry into the tired category of launch games. Instead of being Santa's sleigh or a shopping cart, we've now treated to a toilet that rolls down a city street.

One of the best games I've played on Kongregate. I really liked all aspects of this game, the story, music, and controls. Plus being able to choose how to complete the game. Well done.

Unresponsive controls (wall jumping) shouldn't be the reason you can't pass a level. It should be because you can't figure it out.

My successful survival setup was 4 stacks, 1 space in between each. First stack was all dual towers with an eye on the 2nd to the top. Second stack was all digestion pointing left. Third stack digestion again pointing left. Forth stack same as the first. I put the 1st and 4th stack up, then filled in the middle 2 stacks. Then used the sword and got it all the way up to 200+ gems.

I like the different twist on tower defense, but the blocks need to be balanced out. You can go through the whole game just with dual blocks and boosters.

Fun idea, but did it really deserve 2 badges and the card challenge?

Considering how much grinding that must be done to complete the game, this should have been made an impossible badge.

I was expecting something a little more unique considering the Bubble Tanks tie in. Thus far the only really original tower defense game has been Gemcraft. The rest have all been clones, right down to the sound effects.

Great game, took me a while to find the right combination of teammates and weapons. A little too random in the beginning and very predictable towards the end though.

Is there a way to skip the dialogue when you restart a level? If not, please add one.

The "Bombs Away" speedrun is good for the doom surfing achievements

Very repetitive. The premise of the game is fine and fun, but its doing the same combos over and over again. A frenzy, lightning, comet combo wipes out the swarms of normal enemies. For the Kings its just casting comet and using your normal attack when he's stunned.

Cool game, but autofire wouldn't work for me on Safari. Had to hold the button down the whole time.

The pillar level has areas that you cannot pass. Congrats to Armor Games for acquiring naked pictures of Greg playing Warcraft, because there is no other way this game would have badges.

I understand that you want people to play the game on your site, but locking half the game is pretty pointless. Why even post it here in the first place if you're restricting that much content?

This game has no business getting badges. Its so broken its not even funny. First off, the physics in the game don't even work properly. Next, if you add a section of bridge not even close to a section that you already have working properly, it can cause the first section not to work anymore. This is by far the biggest waste of time on Kongregate. All ad revenue sharing from this game should go to buying inner city kids physics textbooks.

Why don't my Nano Wars badges count for this?

I thought Pandemic 2 was a flawed but fun game. Watching the planes and ships carry the virus around was visually unique. On the other hand this game just doesn't work at all. There is nothing interesting in watching a map that looks like it was made with MS Paint just change colors. You can beat all the different modes with the exact same strategy, so there is nothing fun about playing it over and over again.