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This Is Why You're Fat: In Sixty Seconds
Apr. 10, 2013
Rating: 1
I just realized, he's only 85 pounds at the begging, so hes deeply underweight, and by only killing one turkey and getting one drumstick, he gains 11 pounds...
Space is Key
Apr. 03, 2013
Rating: 0
Again? how about NO!
Accelerator
Mar. 18, 2013
Rating: -1
the full screen doesn't work on mac :(
Catch The Ball
Nov. 18, 2012
took me an eternity only to beat level 1...
Cargo Bridge 2
Sep. 07, 2012
Rating: 4
i love the fact that you can have your account on the game so you don't have to restart if you change computers
You Are The Road - Molyjam 2012
Apr. 11, 2012
sequel!!!
Snake the game
Sep. 25, 2011
too fast
Sep. 12, 2011
Rating: 2
I'm epileptic so I would like a button to stop those flashing colours thx :D
There is one. Options menu, turn off image effects :) the actual horrible flashing will be fixed in next release though :)
Sep. 08, 2011
527 and only 3997
My brute
Aug. 23, 2011
Rating: -4
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I Wanna Win!
Jul. 08, 2011
Level 6:Zeplin droping explosive dildos
Infinite Ocean : Beta
Jun. 06, 2011
wow.NECKKKKKKKKKKKK
DuckLife3: Evolution
May. 12, 2011
ACHIEVEMENTS NEEDED
May. 11, 2011
Meth for only 15 dollars!!!
Elephant Quest
Apr. 13, 2011
Needs achievments
Flight
Feb. 26, 2011
Rating: -10
Bunch of PC's I throwed it backwards (and it worked) I'm a Mac
Fruit Slasher
If only hamsters where fruit
Treadmillasaurus Rex
Feb. 24, 2011
Rating: 7
Lets try with George W. Bush (hope he gets hit by a laser)
Feb. 23, 2011
Rating: -2
I'm burning a lot of calories: pressing a button
Rating: -3
I learned that t-rex can burn more calories than an american in 5 minutes that he would in a decade
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There is one. Options menu, turn off image effects :) the actual horrible flashing will be fixed in next release though :)