Penguinite1

Despite the fact that I’ve been living in America for five years now, I am not a legal citizen. I fled to America in a desperate attempt to escape United Kingdom law enforcers after being found guilty back in 2016 of “Handling salmon in suspicious circumstances” which was made illegal in The Salmon Act of 1986. Since my arrival in America I have not had as much trouble. However every now and then my hand is forced and I am given no choice but to terminate an MI6 operative or two. Nevertheless my stay here in America has been a lot more pleasant then that of the UK.