Oh, hi. I may know you, but you don’t know me. Let me just fix that issue with you.
Who am I? …why do people have to ask for such a name off of me? They just call me what I am, per se… you see, I didn’t really come with a name, I’m what people call me. Stalker, Avali, Feathered Raptor, strange thing that will possibly kill us all, Avali Stalker… oh, and don’t ask how most of those names arrived.
What do I do? Simple, partially. Well, I’m just someone who’s here and there, knowing names and faces but somehow not being there, at the same time. You see, I am just here because I am here. How you got to me is uncertain, though if you’re also an Avali Stalker, welcome to the club. I’m a bit partial to, erm, destruction, by the way.
Why do I exist? Same reason as you, buddy. If you’re here to, uh… what do they say? “Shit on existence?” Well, you came to the right place to die- er, the wrong place to say any of that. Anywhere. Do it in your dreams, please. Also, no, I do not know how that even works in the first place, shitting on existence…
What do I carry? Everything. I think.
How much can I remember? Scrolling a quick rundown of the total storage space …everything.
Do I need to eat or drink? Yes. Well, to feel something.
Am I depressed? Staring at you is exactly what I’d do if you ask me.
Why do you seem murderous? Glaring intensifies
What do you like? A lot of things, especially Crypt of the Necrodancer’s hardest character, Coda!
What do you not like? Burning is one thing. But you can guess what else.
Ever heard of Vore? Fuck that. Er, get it away from me, please, I do not have a good interest in it.
What’s Paraphore? I don’t know.
What was the name you gave yourself? Eitomi.
(Okay, in reality, that IS my real name, but nobody cares about who and what you are on the internet.)
What’s that on your back? …that’s a Quantum Energy Pack.
Do you plan on improving sooner or later? Shut up, there’s always time to improve! Maybe you could, too.
Do you have a mech? Shut up. No such thing as a mech is in my files. Do not try to overwrite them YET.
How many questions can you take? That’s the last one, for now. Maybe more can be asked later. But I think I know someone else who could. Kii is a new friend of mine… http://prntscr.com/lz3h6q She is an honest Diplomat, well, was, before Earth was destroyed…
What’s with the collar on your neck? It’s… just something I normally wear. Nothing to worry about though.
How are you coping after Earth’s destruction? Okay, ish.
Do you have deep pockets like Eitomi? Well, probably. I do have some strange weapons, though.
Are you like the Avali Stalkers in a way? Not really, as far as I know.
Are you often quiet? Most… preferably.
Do you suffer from being shy? Sometimes. It’s… just an on/off thing.
Is it hard to deal with your enemies? At least I come prepared, so not really. They fear Solarium…
What do you like? Some things. Most others, I have no overall opinion on. Like… keeping to myself and helping civilians.
Ever heard of Vore? Vore, it’s… it’s a disgusting fetish, as far as I know, but… I don’t like it.
Any idea on Paraphore? I do know of it, but I kinda… don’t like it… you… you should see what is wrong about it yourself.
Why do you exist? She sighed a bit before putting a strange Elder-looking Rifle to your head. Don’t ask me that again.
Is there anything you dislike? Dying… dreams that have no way of explaining why it’s occurring… the past people wallow in so much.
Why don’t you have anything on your back? I do have something there, it’s just hidden. It’s a sort of EPP, but with an augment that protects me from just about everything.
Anything more we could ask about you? I don’t think there is… and no, I don’t have a mech yet, either.
Oh, hi. I may know you, but you don’t know me. Let me just fix that issue with you.
Who am I? …why do people have to ask for such a name off of me? They just call me what I am, per se… you see, I didn’t really come with a name, I’m what people call me. Stalker, Avali, Feathered Raptor, strange thing that will possibly kill us all, Avali Stalker… oh, and don’t ask how most of those names arrived.
What do I do? Simple, partially. Well, I’m just someone who’s here and there, knowing names and faces but somehow not being there, at the same time. You see, I am just here because I am here. How you got to me is uncertain, though if you’re also an Avali Stalker, welcome to the club. I’m a bit partial to, erm, destruction, by the way.
Why do I exist? Same reason as you, buddy. If you’re here to, uh… what do they say? “Shit on existence?” Well, you came to the right place to die- er, the wrong place to say any of that. Anywhere. Do it in your dreams, please. Also, no, I do not know how that even works in the first place, shitting on existence…
What do I carry? Everything. I think.
How much can I remember? Scrolling a quick rundown of the total storage space …everything.
Do I need to eat or drink? Yes. Well, to feel something.
Am I depressed? Staring at you is exactly what I’d do if you ask me.
Why do you seem murderous? Glaring intensifies
What do you like? A lot of things, especially Crypt of the Necrodancer’s hardest character, Coda!
What do you not like? Burning is one thing. But you can guess what else.
Ever heard of Vore? Fuck that. Er, get it away from me, please, I do not have a good interest in it.
What’s Paraphore? I don’t know.
What was the name you gave yourself? Eitomi.
(Okay, in reality, that IS my real name, but nobody cares about who and what you are on the internet.)
What’s that on your back? …that’s a Quantum Energy Pack.
Do you plan on improving sooner or later? Shut up, there’s always time to improve! Maybe you could, too.
Do you have a mech? Shut up. No such thing as a mech is in my files. Do not try to overwrite them YET.
How many questions can you take? That’s the last one, for now. Maybe more can be asked later. But I think I know someone else who could. Kii is a new friend of mine… http://prntscr.com/lz3h6q She is an honest Diplomat, well, was, before Earth was destroyed…
What’s with the collar on your neck? It’s… just something I normally wear. Nothing to worry about though.
How are you coping after Earth’s destruction? Okay, ish.
Do you have deep pockets like Eitomi? Well, probably. I do have some strange weapons, though.
Are you like the Avali Stalkers in a way? Not really, as far as I know.
Are you often quiet? Most… preferably.
Do you suffer from being shy? Sometimes. It’s… just an on/off thing.
Is it hard to deal with your enemies? At least I come prepared, so not really. They fear Solarium…
What do you like? Some things. Most others, I have no overall opinion on. Like… keeping to myself and helping civilians.
Ever heard of Vore? Vore, it’s… it’s a disgusting fetish, as far as I know, but… I don’t like it.
Any idea on Paraphore? I do know of it, but I kinda… don’t like it… you… you should see what is wrong about it yourself.
Why do you exist? She sighed a bit before putting a strange Elder-looking Rifle to your head. Don’t ask me that again.
Is there anything you dislike? Dying… dreams that have no way of explaining why it’s occurring… the past people wallow in so much.
Why don’t you have anything on your back? I do have something there, it’s just hidden. It’s a sort of EPP, but with an augment that protects me from just about everything.
Anything more we could ask about you? I don’t think there is… and no, I don’t have a mech yet, either.
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