Perodio

Im Lucky, i am a rock star, part of the band Tellelamarna, and I’m the bassist.

Favourite Quotes

They dont sell cell phones anymore, just cameras that make phone calls.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away, and you have their shoes.

Can you hear me now?

Money doesn’t talk, it swears.

People say New Yorkers cant get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete strangers, sharing a cab. One guy took the tires and the radio; the other guy took the engine.

Im convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal an automobile than second base.

Responsible, who wants to be responsible? Whenever something bad happens, its always, Who’s responsible for this?

Favourite Jokes

Words at the bottom of a funeral home receipt:
Thank you, please come again

While a woman is keeping vigil beside her husbands deathbed, he says to her, “Before I die, I have something th confess to you”
“Shh, not now” she replies.
“But I need to tell you: I cheated on you,” he admits.
“Yes, I know,” she replies.
“I need to clear my concience before I die…”
“Shh,” she counters.
“Just lie back and let the poison work.”

What, you want more???? Later. Like, when your older. its too mature for you.