PeteA36

Catch your refrigerators and ignite Sally’s Barbies on fire because once in a thousand years, the dreary veil of reality has opened. The chance to see the the anarchy of our world has come to pass. History’s greatest sages, druids, necromancers, and even wizards would trade their blood and livestock for a tidbit of this demented knowledge! Now I’m giving it to you, the repulsive, grimey, putrid, stupid, annoying, and bastardly trolls of the interwebs. But why you would ask, am I doing this? For the same reason nukes are used! To watch the world burn! Mwa ha ha ha ha!