Ok this scares me the most, I am a purple Mcmuffin, the legendary basement dweller.
Destined to study all children!
I'm evil!!!!!!! I'm a frigging evil purple mcmuffin!!!!!!! >XP
once upon a time, a child was born. This child was no normal child for some day he will go up to become a hero. This younger brother Tom hated him so for being so gifted! The Princess lived in the Castle always Admiring him so. Tom set out to kill his brother one day, then when they grew up Toms older brother married the Princess and had a VERY CUTE child. Tom felt angry, and finally could kill this brother now that he was older! After Tom learned how to do Magic, he set out to kill his brother. But, his brother took Kung Fu! Tom locked the Queen in side of a cage, Tom's brother came for her...But it was too late...Tom killed her...and after that Tom's brother was never seen...again!