This game, like all other strikeforce kitty games, lags like hell. Haven't you figured out how to fix this yet?
Also, why are these responses from the dev so rude and disrespectful!? We aren't ALL saying it has a memory leak because we're all stupid and you're a genius. You're an arrogant dev that doesn't know how to program that well, and we all notice it. It's that simple.
beat the boss with 9,000 left. The boss is WAYYY too easy... I'm so disappointed. The game was really fun other than the shitty anti-climactic boss fight
WARNING EVERYBODY!!! Learn from my mistfortune... some chests are crazy strong monsters. Scaled down 30+ floors just to have all progress lost when a chest kicked my ass.... UGH lol
It's fun, pretty, funny, interesting, etc, but I'm SORRY guys! It isn't a 5/5 for me. I don't feel like there is much strategy involved with this game, just QWEQWEQWE where the enemies are and you'll win. Only had to replay levels to get stronger maybe just a couple times, which made the combat rather boring after a while.
The arcane spells are really cool. Loved that feature, but the thunder pengu disappointed me so much. Wanted to have 3 pengus fighting alongside me :(
Anyway, 4/5 great game!
This game would be so much fun if the creator didn't feel like adding SOOO many annoying features. What chef, on all of mother Earth, holds the ingredients way up above the bun, moving his arms back and forth, and then drops them HOPING that they end up in the right position?! The cards and rope obstacles are nice thoughts, but they're SO annoying! A card got stuck in my burger, so I have to find the exact card in this 10 card hand otherwise I lose within a couple seconds? So annoying. 4/5
Start with 20/20/20/20/20... given 30 points... FIRST opponent has like 70/80/50/40/30... I have to train for an hour just to challenge the first guy... Hits speed bag perfectly for 50 seconds, 3 stars, accidentally miss one 3 seconds later, 1 star. +5 stats.
Retarded training simulator 2014.
The ArmorGames logo is in a terrible position. Often, if an enemy is cornered in the top left corned, and i have to go attack it with melee, I'm practically guaranteed to click the logo which will take me to armor games. Yeah, NO
Berzerk, I love your games. Can't think of the last time you've put out a bad game, but for christ's sake.. can you PLEASE make your games less of a grind fest? It's not the worst thing in the world for the player to win lol
It's also extremely annoying how much gold I miss due to the weird, floaty, bobbing up and down flight pattern the gold has or because I've ran out of fuel. I kinda need that gold to buy fuel so I can get gold -_-
I feel like this game wasn't really tested out nearly as much as it needed to be. It looks awesome, but the gameplay has such big flaws, and again, duuuuuuuuude... the difficulty level from the start of the game is horrendous
The game is way too hard from the start. Makes it hard to get into, and I didn't want to get into it either even though it looked like a great game. After getting tons of upgrades it's easier, but the hard parts should be later, not at the start. Still a 4/5. Gameplay was pretty bad for the aforementioned reason, but everything else was well-developed and solid.
Am I the only one that doesn't care about the GameArk intro? Seriously guys, it's like 3 seconds long. God forbid you wait 3 seconds. Impatient little kids.
I found the writing to be exhaustively pretentious. The use of what many would consider "big words" just shows that the writer feels that he is above using simple words. It gives the dialog a corny feel because hardly anybody speaks like such a pretentious jerk, and well, I wouldn't like to read the conversations some jerks are having. It's also sort of ironic because there are many grammatical errors such as the usage of "till" instead of "'til" when Ysabel says, "I ain't gonna rest till I get a decent meal tonight, etc." The use of styling to give the characters their own originality it fine, but MezzanineStairs, listen. Stop being a pretentious prick.
A very petty game. You cannot find the correct path on all levels just be looking from the start. You have to go through trial and error (which means dying and redoing everything a couple times) over and over. It's unnecessary and annoying. I find it petty. 2/5
Hey 4/5 is definitely appreciated, thanks!