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Bit Battles

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Nov. 03, 2013

Rating: 0

I don't understand what I'm doing wrong. I keep sucking so bad

Beast Warrior

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Jun. 20, 2013

Rating: 3

the english, it is killing me

Grow a Moustache

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Dec. 30, 2011

Rating: 4

BEHOLD, the magical man that grows facial hair when you poke him in the eyes!!!

Coinbox Hero

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Dec. 30, 2011

Rating: 0

so let me get this straight, nyan cat was created when Hitler's son shot, stabbed, annoyed, and nuked mario's secret boyfriend into space?

Coinbox Hero

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Dec. 30, 2011

Rating: -1

tape the mouse, watch a movie, watch another movie, fap, come back, look, 1 BIIILLLIIIOOONN DOLLAAARS!!!

Pixelotl

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Nov. 21, 2011

Rating: 5

>:( am i the only person who knows that these "salamanders" are actually axolotls?!?!?!?! t(-.-t)

Champions of chaos

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Nov. 08, 2011

Rating: 27

should be a feature where you can fight all of the bosses that you've already beaten

Kick Out Bieber

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Nov. 07, 2011

Rating: 4

kong police find out that this was a work of a well-known criminal group that contains the beiber bottler, the gun guy, smasher, bat boy, and a local giant named fisty. No evidence has actually been found but the kong police have a feeling that the killers had gotten tired of his bitchey, whiney, repetitive songs, the kong police captain known as Rockefelon Coolguy says,"I can't say that I don't agree with the group; yet I stil think they could have let his fans atleast listen to the end of the song! Wouldn't you agree?"The Kong police are now looking for these evil killers, a fifty Kred reward will be given for each individual gang member, meaning that the whole gang would be worth an entire 250 Kreds; also, they have a 500 Kred reward for who can tell the location of the gang's HQ. Keep a sharp lookout for anything suspicious, this has been PHILLIP 5's news, check back next time!

Kick Out Bieber

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Nov. 07, 2011

Rating: -3

kong police find out that this was a work of a well-known criminal group that contains the beiber bottler, the gun guy, smasher, bat boy, and a local giant named fisty. No evidence has actually been found but the kong police have a feeling that the killers had gotten tired of his bitchey, whiney, repetitive songs, the kong police captain known as Rockefelon Coolguy says,"I can't say that I don't agree with the group; yet I stil think they could have let his fans atleast listen to the end of the song! Wouldn't you agree?"The Kong police are now looking for these evil killers, a fifty Kred reward will be given for each individual gang member, meaning that the whole gang would be worth an entire 25 Kreds; also, they have a 500 Kred reward for who can tell the location of the gang's HQ. Keep a sharp lookout for anything suspicious, this has been PHILLIP 5's news, check back next time!

Kick Out Bieber

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Nov. 07, 2011

Rating: 3

for all of of you saying this game is hating on beiber, it is

Interactive Buddy

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Oct. 12, 2011

Rating: 3

I beat a republican senseless with my magic orb

Can Your Pet?

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Aug. 04, 2011

Rating: 2

My first time ever i named it breakfeast because i had just gone to kfc and i decided to give him no accesories and i kept saying i want an athletic breakfeast lets play soccer or i want an athletic breakfeast lets go biking at the end i was like ............ looks like i got an athletic breakfeast afterall >---->--)`:

You are a...

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Jul. 08, 2011

Rating: 2

I'm a sad dog who likes to ride wolves

You are a... The Sequel

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Jul. 08, 2011

Rating: 1

i am inferno virgin the very angry viking-prince destined to defeat the whitehouse

You are a... The Sequel

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Jul. 08, 2011

Rating: 2

i am boy boy the boy boy destined re-educate the trolls!!!! //O_O\\ ...................................................................................... // \\

You are a... The Sequel

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Jul. 08, 2011

Rating: 2

you are hitlers killer the one and only video game player destined to pillage vikings... i don't know whats better, killing hitler or pillaging vikings?

You are a... The Sequel

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Jul. 08, 2011

Rating: 1

i am captain hernandez the massive superrobot destined to overthrow all gods!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:D

You are a...

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Jul. 08, 2011

Rating: 0

i am a pathetic lamp who likes to squeeze mexico

You are a...

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Jul. 08, 2011

Rating: 1

I am a cock- heavy midget who likes to steal cacti

You are a...

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Jul. 08, 2011

Rating: 1

i am a beautiful attorney who likes to sniff woman!?!?!?!?!?!?! / :O--8-------< \

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