PhoenixNOVA

If I were interested in giving any information about me, I’d put it here. Instead, I’m going to rant about how I don’t think it’s appropriate for people to think they can get to know someone based on a small “Blurb” called “About Me” on a profile page. Seriously, if you think you’re going to get a life story out of a little box on a website, you’re sorely mistaken. If you want to get to know me, talk to me, but know that I will probably make fun of you. A lot. There you go, some information. I make fun of people who try to get to know me over the internet. You now know an infinitesimal amount of information about me. I now assume you’re going to be looking up infinitesimal, so I’m going to go ahead and stop typing things. Of any relevance, at least. Just cause. And as a reward for those of you who HAVE stuck with this, delaying their Dictionary.com search till the end of this, infinitesimal means really really really small. So you know NOTHING. NOTHING! Also, as an…anti-reward, I’m going to insult you for still reading this this far. Ready for it? Ready? ………..You’re stupid. BAM! Not much, but it’ll eat at you. “Why am I stupid? Who is he to say that?” Easy answer…I’m NOVA! See, there you go. You now know what I call myself, too. But as that’s IN my profile name, if you don’t know it, you really deserved that “stupid” comment earlier. But now I’m growing bored of typing things here, so I’ll leave you with this…This gem of information…this vital, nearly unattainable data…

Pudding.