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Pinata Hunter

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Dec. 14, 2011

Rating: 3

I don't feel rewarded for completing this game. Just "You won, now go away". Would certainly appreciate some explosions and more awesome at the end screen.

Effing Worms

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Aug. 12, 2011

Rating: 1

Got bored after my head filled the entire screen and I could no longer remember what my teeth look like. Yup

Upgrade Complete 2

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Apr. 24, 2011

Rating: 6

There's no upgrade to remove that f*cking "upgrade complete" sh!t that pops up all the time? I'd rather have that than 80% of all these things...

Love

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Dec. 05, 2010

Rating: 0

*Now... That was a horrible mistake

Love

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Dec. 05, 2010

Rating: -1

Fitting that I'm listening to The Nature of Love by Ministry right know

Shoot Pixels

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Nov. 30, 2010

Rating: 2

Remove the stupid buttons at the bottom of the screen. They ruin everything in some situations

GunBlood

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Nov. 29, 2010

Rating: 4

I think I should get a speed bonus for shooting the bottle guy in the face before he can throw a single one

Save Us from Private Brian!

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Nov. 22, 2010

Rating: -1

Walk, shoot. Done. Can't see shit for most of the game, far too little carnage, grenades are more useless than the weak guns.

Wizard's Run

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Nov. 08, 2010

Rating: 0

The 9 levels were far too easy. Or maybe pyromancer is just the best choice by far

Mass Mayhem

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Oct. 20, 2010

Rating: 0

I killed 1 billion people and blew part of the earth up completely. BUT I STILL COULDN'T GET THAT DAMN SATELLITE! Where is that thing?

Toss the Turtle

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May. 28, 2010

Rating: -1

If you go fast enough; nothing hits you. If you go very fast, but not fast enough, the chest bomb thingy is useless. You just get killed on the other side of the floating spikes.

RoboBlast

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Apr. 17, 2010

Rating: 0

Fully upgrade gattling gun (Mostly for the indestructible ones), flame thrower, and health. The rest of the upgrades are pretty much completely useless! And the "Most powerful weapon in the game" does less damage than the gattling gun, and it's annoying. 2/5

Dark Cut

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Mar. 19, 2010

Rating: 0

Wtf? I implanted the garlic, why wouldn't it move on?

Loondon

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Mar. 19, 2010

Rating: 0

You misspelled "no one" Wasn't really much of a game, but diversity's good. Every scene made me say "wow" or moved me in some way. So my rating stands

Loondon

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Mar. 19, 2010

Rating: 1

I saw the art and immediately gave it 5 stars. The gameplay might be shit, I don't know yet, but I applaud the increase in good artwork in webgames

Balloon in a Wasteland

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Feb. 19, 2010

Rating: 0

I bought everything, upgraded everything to the highest level, got every award, built everything, used everything is this game. Now only one thing remains... Why does this man glow?

Balloon in a Wasteland

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Feb. 19, 2010

Rating: 0

I'd love for this game to be a lot longer. I really like the art and the idea. Sadly it was very easy, and I didn't get a chance to use most of the stuff

Red Remover

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Aug. 14, 2009

Rating: 0

Awesome, I must admit that I used the video walkthrough for some of the levels on par

You are a...

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May. 26, 2009

Rating: 0

I am a tiny sack of shit who likes to buy dildos :| XD And I just love the music :D

Heavy Weapons

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May. 26, 2009

Rating: 0

I won! Then I died, so I lost. That sucks! You need to fix that

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