Phumblez

The name is Lonnie Phumblez and no that is not my true last name it is a nickname given to me by the ones that love me… I’m am accident prone and as graceful as a one legged ballerina… But even when i fumble somehow i manage to do it with such skill that it looks like a form of art… Over the years my fumbles have made me stronger because like the saying what doesn’t kill us only makes us stronger and i guess if one of my fumbles was to get the better of me it would be an act of suicide but with each fall, fail, and act of foolish forgetfulness i have come out on the other side new and improved with only scratches, dents on my armor and for those blows that get passed my armor i have only scars that remain and i proudly wear all of my past scars like medals of honor proudly because they remind me of the lessons i learned from my mistakes and the memories i have made in my life… So with that said I leave you with this… If you ever need a Knight who been battle tested and some how still crazy enough to man the front lines well look no Further Because i Phumbles the Clumsy Ninja is the man for the job!!!