Phyllotaxic

Everyone on Kongregate (especially Eggstraordinary) should make a list of their closest friends, from 1-10. Do it and send it to be and I’ll give you a discount. >;D Also I don’t have a #10, so there is a slot free for anyone who’s reeeeeally nice to me.
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Danyo: It’s like some sort of love triangle. Only it’s more of a line segment with me trying my hardest to hump Phyllo.
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Danyo: You heartless, sexy, heartless wench.
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LilithandLuna: Sex with crazy chicks is always fun.
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timmilemons: PSA: Snorting pepper kills
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The following happened at like, pretty much the exact same time:
To Magistry: N’aww. :D
Xantathane: awwww :P (reply)
Magistry: Y’aww. :D (reply)
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Phyllotaxic: JUST HIS PRESENCE MAKES ME HORNY
ColonelFisticus: JUST IMAGINING HIM IN MY PRESENCE MAKES ME HORNY
Danyo: Just imagining Colonel imagining him makes me horny by proxy.
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Phyllotaxic: Excellent.
AmzaNasir: Awsome.
Phyllotaxic: Brilliant.
AmzaNasir: Extraordinary.
Phyllotaxic: Splendid!
AmzaNasir: Delightful.
Phyllotaxic: Glorious.
kturn101: phyll
AmzaNasir: Spectacular.
Phyllotaxic: Sexy.
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Danyo: I have so many X chromosomes, they’re practically pouring out my uterus.
(on why she is the most wonderful woman in the world)
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Murder_Machine: At times. Those two dipshits are Tweedle-Dumb and Tweedle-Derp
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kturn101: give a man a fish and he will eat for a night give him dynamite and he will eat for the rest of his life
Epilexicon: Give him dynamite and he’ll end up on Youtube after winning a darwinism award.
MemeHunter22: Give a man a match, He’ll be warm for a couple of minutes. Set a man on fire. He’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
Epilexicon: The internet. Where we turn basic idioms into sadistic remarks pertaining the hopefully amusing deaths of those lacking in the mentally capable deparment.