PiFace

When a man lies, he murders some part of the world. These are the pale deaths, which men must call their lives. Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home?

Quotes:

Mytosypian: I’m the resident lurker/asshole.

audial: i figure a life of insanity is better. i get to keep my money that way.

gunslinger19: crushed by big white balls again.

mytosypian: I need some Canadian activites, quick
PiFace: “Canada’s vast wilderness areas and rich natural beauty offer scope for all kinds of outdoor activities”
mytosypian: I don’t think outdoor sex in parkas and fleece stockings counts.

BlueJynnx: That’s it, I’m completely and utterly sick of clothes, I refuse to deal with them anymore
BlueFox: TAKE THEM OFF, TAKE THEM OFF

BlueFox: lol, my wife is on the phone and I said “Yar” to one of her questions and she was like, “YOU ARE NOT A PIRATE”

mytosypian: The next episode involves Jack torturing someone with a blowtorch.
mytosypian: I guess you could say he would be
mytosypian: Torchuring him.
mytosypian: YEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Endarei: really?
Blaze55555: lol
Endarei: ‘.
audial40: what is this?
Blaze55555: fail
Blaze55555: pun
mytosypian: Either way, next week’s episode is going to be hot.

mytosypian: WE ARE NOW FIGHTING ROBOTIC HOT CHICKS
mytosypian: THIS IS JUST LIKE ONE OF THOSE JAPANESE ANIMES
mytosypian: HOLY MOTHER OF GOD THAT * JUST EXPLODED

mytosypian: But the hairstyles look really cute on me.

Expl0sionsHurt: I bet myto has a vibrating penis.