Piemonkey's Comments

Meh, it was a bland game, nothing really special, not even the artwork. Now watch I will get down voted because people think I hate this game for it not being "violent enough" (Even though the entire game is just people shooting.) The reason I dislike this game is because I don't find story-heavy games with the lack of gameplay fun. It is completely revolving around the story so I have no reason to play it again afterwards, besides if I want a story, I will watch a movie.

Please tell me in the racing intro I wasn't the only person dragging their mouse pretending to play it.

I like how the ball never goes in the direction you want, it's either going to far, or it goes in the wrong direction. Sometimes it just launches into the air.

That Android has aimbot!

It has Science:+1 Ninjas:+1 A hilariously corny story:+1 Challenging, but fair: +1 Already it has 5/5 and I haven't even said all of its good! One thing I hate is that I always have to deal with dinosaurs a "Dinosaurless mode" as a reward for beating the game would be nice. And another problem is that time isn't recoreded, a "Best time" for each level would give me more reason to play over

My Upgrade queue: Max Rate of Fire, bullet speed, bullet speed, Power, bullet speed, power, bullet speed, bullet speed(max) Max Power, and then speed with any other points.

The biggest challenge in this game isn't the difficulty, its the fact that the angel jumps every time you hit something, this wouldn't be a problem if there weren't specific things you have to get, I am mostly talking about dropped toys, It is awful trying to get toy at the bottom of the screen but you have a wall of monsters below you.

Bad. Just bad. It's not a racing game, there is nothing to race. There is no goal, you just have a bland car and you drive across a map. There is no collision with anything, you don't collide into the barriers, or even the outer walls of the map. 1/5, Please improve your work, then I may give it a 3/5 for at least giving effort.

All you NEED is brain, but it is much more fun to use brawn. :D

I enjoy it, but my main problem is how many skeletons spawn when fighting the Monster Boss, I shoot at them hoping for a Healthkit or a rage vial, and by the time I am down to a sliver of health, one pops up, but thew skeletons jump over it and because the boss fires so many shots, I can't circle around to get it before dying.

Awful in more ways than one, there are several jumps that require you to be pixel perfect, you can't attack from behind, you have to turn around to do that, and dreadful sign placements, I get told that you can find secret areas if you use the C button for dynamite, so I instinctively press it thinking I'd find a random hidden room, nope the hidden room is above me and isn't even hidden. One other complaint, why does the sign that teaches you to walk AHEAD of your spawn? I would already know how to walk by then. 1/5 (I wonder how many down-vote me because my opinion differs)

This gnome is one hell of an atheist.

"A dead survivor had a diary.." How is (s)he a survivor if they're dead?

Wait a minute, a game about War. That isn't about WWII, Modern, Future, or Med-evil Warfare? I CAN NOT COMPREHEND *Mind explodes*.

CPU got 1-2-3-4-5-6 twice, then Three Pair, He got at-least 3,000 points from that as well as another Spare turn.

Quite a disappointment, you are not only forced to use the blocks the game gives you, but you can not delete Cannons at the same time, I have failed many times because of this flaw. Another thing: The game really doesn't have much reason to play, there is no story beyond a scroll on the first page. I can see why several people hate this game.

35140 on my first try :D I got lucky with 2 vikings.

How am I supposed to lower the quality?

The whole locked parts of races thing makes leveling up a certain skill more then others pointless.

For those who can't get past mission four, restart the entire game and get the p30.