Protest instruction book: We want more signs!: Gives you second sign "New skybox!" : turns day to night "New weather": Makes it snow "We want a waterfall" Gives waterfall at pond "Higher jumping": Makes you jump higher "We want to walk backwards": allows you to walk in reverse (use "S") "We want top hats" : Gives you a crooked top hat "No more games" DO NOT DO: It kills you game with "Protest successful, no more games"
Today's breaking news: We have spotted a man eating several trees and houses and pooping out general junk and industrial items! This nature eating machine cannot be stopped, take cover in a cave or a military base! The infected areas with this man is in Toil Canyon, Turd City, Shetroit, and Crapio. If you are in any of these areas, leave now! This is Channel 96, reporting you the important news!
How to get don't crap your pants badge 1. mute volume 2.buy it 3:keep your eyes shut 4: move mouse around for about 10 seconds, and you got the badge without getting scared.
hmm... not bad