Pro Tip: if u want to get the "skilled survivor" badge then find a nearby square with survivor's and try to recruit them then use them for mission's and some of the starter's
london that dog he's a good dog he whentout hunting shortly the day after someone reqruited someone and then shortly after came back with 2 food what a good dog :)
LAWL
Me: i wish to give you a present
bob: yay!! present!
Me: *gives cake*
bob: *burps* bob loves cake bob likes you :)
Me: MORE CAKE FOR YOU!!
Bob: YAHOO!! i am very fat now!
Me: you need to workout
Bob; nooo!! i liked being fat though!!
me; uh my bad heres a burger *gives*
Bob: what is this
Me: it will make you fat again
Bob: *NOMNONMONMNONMNOM*
Bob: yay!! bob loves being fat!!
Royal Stacker: almost done
King: exellent
*bird eats cake crumbs*
Royal Stacker: Shoo!! Shoo!!
Royal Stacker: Sh......WOAH IM GONNA FALL HELP!!!!
*Royal Stacker Catches His/Her Ballence*
Royal Stacker: Phew!!.......WAIT DON'T NOCK ME O...WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
*royal stacker falls and dies*
Prayer man whatever: here lies the royal stacker......he was brave.....fearless.....and.........um?.......brave
king: AND HE DIDN'T FINISH MY CAKE!!!
Muffin Man: and he didn't add muffins!!
Guy: you know those are really really hard to stack right?
Muffin Man: um......yeah!...........>.>...........<