Pinkcrushluv's Comments

First person dies from sneezing...

I wish more people played

the maze is scribbles. the game is a waste of time in general. one star.

i love burrito bison, but this game would be better if the achievements were cumulative, and not how they are where you only get the achievement if it is up there.

boats sail aimlessly when all the shipyards are closed.

This is a very good game!

DISEASE SPREADS TO MADAGASCAR!!!!!

the voice sounds like the guy from "the IT crowd".

the creator is the devil.

this game makes me want to shoot myself in the head.

JESUS SHIT GOD DAMN MOTHER FUDGER GAHHHH. this game will be the reason i die.

when did cyclopes get to have marathons?

this coaster is seizure inducing to the riders. my gosh.

i found 4 different websites with this game and made a game on each one. i thought it was super cool that there was 3 games open on my fourth one. turns out, they were all my games. ...what is this game coming to.

i have negative chickens.

okay then..

I say moo, and all of a sudden, a purple alien cow falls from the sky, then through my roof. I was like "okay then, want some tea you cow?" and the cow went "MOO." Now, personally, I don't know cow language, but I did have a dictionary to understand the cow. So I pulled it out and "MOO" meant "Yes, I would like some tea, but with sugar on the side and it must be lavender." I got the cow some lavender tea, and put the sugar on the side. The cow was very grateful, so the cow called his buddies over so they could have some of the tea. The other cows names were Cow, Cow, Cow, and Cow. They went crazy over this tea! They were shooting elephants out of their armpits, they were so crazy! So I sat them down at the TV and had them watch the Animal Planet spacial on Cows. Then the original Purple cow came over to the computer, and played this very game.

Why is it when you kill everyone but one person in a city of lets say, 110 people, when you go back to try again there is again, 110 people. How can one person turn into 110?!?!

I went so high and hit the ground so hard that i froze the game!!!

here is an easier way 2 get 2 the restaraunt first bulid up some serious speed by exiting the water at a 30 degree angle and entering in likewise. Forget about corkscrews and that crap. then when u have about 20 nice entries or a minute left, exit the water at a 60-70 degree angle. Then when u reach space, shift into a 20-30 degree angle and START TO CORKSCREW if u pass a group if stars, starslide by corkscrewing into them and pressing up when u slide once u have starslided 2 or 3 times, dive down into the water. begin to move up and corkscrew underwater at a 20 degree angle. When u reach the water, tailslide and immediatly press up. Then starslide at 20-30 degree angles until u reach saturn or neptune. Then, make one massive final dive to earth. exit 20-30 degree tailslide and press up. u will FRICKING FLY. make sure to starslide if u pass a group of stars. One you reach "new horizons" you are getting closer. Get this message to the top of the list and keep it alive!!!!