Loud and bad noises have always been an issue with amateur flash dev. Bad music and crap folie are also reasons I come to kong with my browser muted. Every time.
First dungeon. There's a large muscular man named Michelle.
"In Newbie Dungeon live the Stonemen. Don't be afraid if you got the Wind Sword of Imprisoned."
I've come to the conclusion that the only unique thing about this game is the fact that all of the content is poorly translated, and you can only laugh for so long before you realize: these arent a few gaffes, this thing was made by someone who didn't even care enough to to spend the time to get any of it right.
Perhaps there's a non english version that makes sense, I don't know. Just thought I'd let you know that if this isn't some elaborate satire, you're alienating potential players.