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Another Pointless Flash Button Game Derived From Other Pointless Flash Button Games Inspired For No Absolute Reason Featuring a Random Button That Asks You Random Pointless Objects and Challenges You (Yes you.) To Complete This Super Long Game If You Can

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Jul. 08, 2011

Rating: -6

I just lost all hope for humanity if people genuinely like this crap.

Papa's Taco Mia!

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May. 27, 2011

Rating: 709

Papa's Food Chain: Catering to customers with crippling OCD since 2007.

Champions of chaos

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May. 18, 2011

Rating: 6

This game makes my ears bleed.

ClueSweeper

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Apr. 18, 2011

Rating: 3

>The Murderer is: Left-Handed >check list of suspects >they're all left handed

Orbital Onslaught

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Apr. 17, 2011

Rating: 7

Nerdook: reviving the zerg rush since 2011

Upgrade Complete 2

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Apr. 16, 2011

Rating: 1

It's amazing how a game with zero gameplay can get such a high rating.

Road of the Dead

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Apr. 10, 2011

Rating: 9

When mankind needs a horn to be blared at them constantly to tell them that running right in front of a car going 240 km/h with no sign of slowing down is a bad idea, we deserve to be eaten by zombies.

Insectonator

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Apr. 08, 2011

Rating: 0

Insecticide is for children. Real men use grenades.

Back to the Cubeture (1)

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Apr. 06, 2011

Rating: -1

Best. Game. Ever.

Bullet Heaven

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Apr. 02, 2011

Rating: 24

Who else turned on Auto-Focus at the start and wondered why it was so damn slow?

Death vs. Monstars

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Mar. 20, 2011

Rating: 3

>you just realized the first survival level is actually only one minute, while it says two

Fantasy University

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Jan. 28, 2011

Rating: 66

My facial expression is stuck. I guess what my parents always said was true.

Adapt or Die

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Jan. 15, 2011

Rating: 5

My god, this control scheme is terrible.

The Visitor: Massacre at Camp Happy

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Dec. 31, 2010

Rating: 9

Ugh. This game could not have dragged on any longer. Between the lag, mind-blowingly slow speed of the Visitor, needless mazes, and pointlessly having to retrace your steps through each level 5 times, I found myself hoping to god that I would kill the last guy already. But of course, the game dragged on for about five more levels after it stopped being fun.

Desert Moon

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Dec. 18, 2010

Rating: 2

"Hey guys, what if we attack from the SIDE? They'll totally never see it coming!"

Toxers

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Dec. 04, 2010

Rating: 4

This fellow does not know how to use a golf club. Why would you hit them with the handle?

Speed Thinker

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Nov. 27, 2010

Rating: 2

Yeah, a lot of them are wrong, especially in "line." Fix that.

Great Dungeon in the Sky

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Nov. 27, 2010

Rating: 3

Ouch. Eyes hurt after HD.

Gravitee Wars

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Nov. 27, 2010

Rating: 1

This game's just a joke once you get nukes. There's literally no way you can lose.

Doodle Devil

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Nov. 20, 2010

Rating: 84

Doodle Devil: Now with 50% more chat spamming, walkthroughing, and nonsensical guessing! Logic cut in half!

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