PoopLoops's Comments

I *LOVE* the badge name "Crits of GTFO" hahahaha

PROTIP: You can buy more than one cloth glove. 40% speed boost is amazing.

Garbage. Kicking doesn't work, period.

So mesmerizing...

Music is creepy as hell.

Tomatoes are FRUIT not vegetables.

One thing I'd like to see is multiple paths to the same place, so that I can attack from different angles. As it is now, if I want to attack, it will only let me get to the target one way, even if there are other available pathways. Still a 5/5, though.

Should include a minimum cash requirement per stage, otherwise it's just shoot and dodge.

I LOVE how most of the skill names are Metal song titles.

The black holes don't even try to suck you in. How basic can you get?

I was going to give 1/5 for a boring Bejewelled clone, but this is amazing! 5/5

What is this "deeper elements" garbage?

Nice, just wish the screen was bigger.

What exactly makes this platformer "ironic"?

Ending was awesome! Game gets a 4/5 instead of a 3/5 just cuz of ending.

F-ing jerkass vultures!

Intro alone gets a 5/5

5/5 just for making it 3D. Controls could be a bit better, but still, it's really well-made.

That's not how atoms/molecules work.... but fun game. :)

How do I fire with keyboard controls?