PoopLoops's Comments

Item costs are wayyyyy off. Can't afford anything.

Kind of awkward the first time you play. Too much info on the screen. Had a zombie jump on my hood and all of a sudden the game is telling me to press 1, 2, shift, space. I had no idea what was happening.

I really want to like this game, but it's just so hard to tell what's going on. Needs more polish.

I don't know what just happened, but I liked it.

Manual gold pick up in 2013? No.

Game got stuck. Used one of the items, gems started dropping left and right and then it just stuck that way with a huge gap in gems and I can't move them any more.

How do I turn off music?

Something about a burger KTFO-ing some dude that just makes me laugh.

These ships are friggin stupid. "Oh hey everything over there is being infected by some weird green stuff. I think I'll go and take a look OH NO I GOT INFECTED!" Wouldn't happen if they'd just stay back and fire.

The music is oddly fitting. I wouldn't expect that kind of music with a fantasy type of game. Whoever wrote it deserves a pat on the back.

I never thought I'd sympathize with a damn cardboard box.

How come here's no mute toggle during gameplay? I have to quit and go to the menu to do it? Lame.

The music is very soothing.

Horrible lighting in this game. Can't see anything. That shouldn't be a part of the difficulty.

Glitch: when you're in the shopping cart and biscuit head is right after, the game freaks out and you just die.

Would be nice if the Statistics window had a tab saying how much you make per day, not just total earnings. I know you can add it up, but it's a hassle if you have a lot of things to take into account.

Finally beat level 19. Here's how: Distance yourself from Green by destroying your own land and build more towards Red. When you feel sort of ready, attack Red by creating a bridge. In the mean time, make sure Green isn't doing the same to you. If Green throws a Hero at you, wait until he is making a bridge, then collapse it and make him drown. Basically lower the ground under his feet so its water. If you're luck you won't get a lot of spells cast on you besides that. After you've finished Red, go after Green.

The game was fine until level 19. There is absolutely nothing you can do to stop the onslaught from both sides.

That blur that gets applies is really annoying.

AI is pretty bad. They totally bypassed the soldiers near my own base to go fight some soldiers across the map. I tried to fix that with waypoints, but unless I micromanaged it just didn't work.