PoopLoops's Comments

I can't stop cussing at this game. Not only it is utter garbage, but the controls suck, too. The idiot keeps doing the forward+attack move even when I am not pressing forward. The hell is that? And why are my henchmen such idiots? Why does an archer decide to go back and take on a swordsman he saw instead of following me?

You can't turn around when YOU want. Seriously, this game is shit.

Mounted soldiers are damn near impossible to kill. The game relies on you stunning the opponents and you can't do that with the mounted guys. Very lame.

Game is shit. It's boring and repetitive.

Done and done. Really fun game. 5/5

Never mind. I was using "raid" and "tommy gun". The only thing that worked was "blast 'em". Very stupid.

Challenge 20 is broken for me or something. I can get him down to 0hp any way I want, but then his HP goes to 1 again. So then I use "raid" or "blast 'em" or something and the same thing happens. No matter what I do he still survives. Unless I'm completely missing something.

Jesus Christ, I just completed the game and noticed that there is a red dot in the chatroom. Great, looks like I have to start all over... god damn...

Xenophobia sucks. Make it so you also take double damage from the opponent's summon too or something. If I get xenophobia, I'm happy because then I don't risk any of the other insanities.

I love how the higher the level you are the more likely it is to go insane. Makes total sense with respect to the books/stories.

Music still sucks. Bleah.

I didn't get my easy badge. Am I insane? :(

The computer kept building for me till the very end.

What a load of shit. My plane stopped going forward because there was a cloaked submarine in the way. It couldn't FLY over it.

My save also got deleted.... lame...

Advanced Wars sucks in the first place. It's like Final Fantasy Tactics for people with Down syndrome. You can either more or fire, but not both? What the hell?

WHY CAN'T I TURN OFF SOUND?

Lame. It always seems like I'm going to miss the power up and I still get it, so then I don't know if I'm going to hit a tower or not.

Awesome graphics, but that's about it, sorry.

Gets really boring really fast. Frustrating, really.