PoopLoops's Comments

Screamer pops up a few seconds after you get the "heart rate" upgrade. F*** that shit. Game gets an automatic 1/5 for that.

*Break his legs*?? Are you kidding me? Hahah!

No keyboard control in a shmup = 1/5 automatically

The horizontal lines across the screen make my head hurt.

'R' should restart a level.

Why the hell is this game so slow? This isn't Crysis. Optimize your code, yo'.

Why do people disguise games as "experiments"? They have nothing to do with experiments. It's just pointless.

@ radar816: are you only aiming at the head? Aiming at the body will get a hit almost 100% of the time with a shotgun. Oh, and make sure you're not shooting them from 100m away. Shotguns only have an effective range up to 75m.

Zone 17 is bullshit. The computer can easily out micro-manage you.

This gets a 1/5 until I get keyboard controls. I hate having to do this shit with a mouse.

Dumbest controls ever. Arrows or WASD should be used for this type of game, not mouse pointer... wtf dude.

This game has the exact same music as the "Don't Steal My Treasures!" or whatever tower defense game. The one where you are the bad guys guarding gems.

Mr. Magnet is badass.

I also don't like how you automatically switch to your main weapon when you hit a check point AND how after it said "mission accomplished" and I started typing this thing up, the damn bomb in level 2 exploded anyway. What the hell?

Don't like how the crosshair doesn't follow your mouse 1 to 1, but lags behind it instead.

Uzi is horrible. I sold my starter handgun and bought the uzi. I now get much less kills than before. LOLWUT?

What do all the skills mean? What does Strength or Luck do for example?

I'VE GOT A BONER FOR MURDER!

I liked it better when it was about zombies and taking over the world. :(

Controls are inconsistent. Spacebar works for some things, but for others you have to click. Clicking works for some things, but not all, either.