PoopLoops's Comments

How do I buy something? There's no "buy" button...

Layering is broken. If there is an enemy behind another one, the first one will die, then I will keep shooting its corpse instead of the guy behind him until the corpse disappears. Fix pl0x.

Very entertaining. 5/5

Also, when I lose a level, the music "slows down". All I get from my headphones is a series of pops. My headphones are good quality, too, so I am certain it has to do with the sounds you are trying to output. Too low frequency or just too loud.

Controls are wonky. 3/5 until it's fixed.

Why does my guy sound like he gargles whiskey and thumb-tacks?

I like how the main guy isn't some tough macho guy, but just a regular joe who actually thinks things through.

OH NO! THE COMPUTRON WAS THE BAD GUY??? HOW ORIGINALL!!11

I don't even like driving games that much, but this game is just great. In idea and execution. 5/5

And my parents said I'd never be a doctor. Hah!

Future Todd is a jerk.

Gets a 2/5 for now. Switching ammo is damn near impossible. After my first ammo drop, I tried it out, didn't like it, so wanted to go back to standard. You have to STOP SHOOTING to switch ammo, because it cycles through types you don't even have. Get rid of that. Holding Space is also a bad idea. Just have it hit on/off.

Nevermind, I didn't notice the scroll bar on the side.

Errr... bug? I went with "Million dollars" and then with "refuse" and suddenly it started talking about Angela. WTF?

My hats are gone and trophies are gone! The hats on my soldiers are there, but if I take them off, I can't put them back on!

5/5 just for the music

"This cardboard box is useful to find some code"? What the hell does that even mean?

No!!! I hate sad endings. :(

WHERE IS MY VORPAL BLADE???

Stage 1: Trivial Stage 2: Impossible