"In the year of... Effing whatever year it was, a new species of worms appeared. It quickly grew and grew, growing deadlier and deadlier. Byt the time that we had thrown all of the cyborgs, heliopters, sky divers, planes, bombs, civilians tanks, cow-cops, cops, soldiers, cows, and protestors in our limitless arsenal, it was too late. The only way to destroy the monstrosity was for a random teenager to click a "Kill Me" button. We are proud to say that after countless deaths and wasted tons of machinery, the effing monster is finally dead. Now we have to head on off to our other effing problems, like insane effing hail and effing meteors."
Screw walking on water! I can walk on air! Wait..... How do I get back up? Fail by the programmer. Lol at the option you get when right clicking though.
Bad graphics tough? Are the graphics tough?
And they're not bad to most people.
Alot of people on Kongregate like low graphics.... Gives it a nice feel.
"I told my friends that dragons were invincible!"
"Why aren't they here today?"
"Umm.... Errr... They died of... Umm..."
"Stupid games?"
"Sure...."
Okay... Anyways... Can't die, can't kill without taking damage, not really many thing that I can do... Can only move @_@ And my guy has no idle... Just stares... Like a statue...
And by the way... Where do the arrows come from? They're swordsmen, not archers, at least from what I can tell. Major negative health... @_@
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